Legislatophilia

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Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution:

"From now on, the streets, forests, plains, and rivers of Kansas will be safe from the godless practice of evolution, and species will be able to procreate without deviating from God's intended design," said Bob Bethell, a member of the state House of Representatives. "This is about protecting the integrity of all creation."

*chuckle*
 

Comments

[porcineflight.livejournal.com]

And all the plants, animals, fungi and any miscellaneous living things were told not to mutate, should such a mutation prove advantageous and be carried on, thus changing god's plan.

It must be noted that despite claims that god is all powerful, all knowing, and all that jazz, (he) didn't intend things to evolve, and those sneaky Darwininans are making (him) look dopey, so no one must speak of it ever again. You see god has a sensitive ego.

REALLY - anti evolution doesn't even make sense to the Christians who surely could conceive of a god so clever it created built-in upgrades!

[flexibeast.livejournal.com]

lol!